A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.
All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink.
The bartender serves him and asks, 'Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?'
The cowboy says, 'It's 'cause I got chapped lips.'
The bartender asks, 'Does manure help them heal?'
Cowboy replies, 'No, but it keeps me from licking them.'
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