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Bar Jokes: A Man Comes Home Late One

A man comes home late one night, drunk.
'Where have you been?'
asks his wife.
Man: 'In the Golden Bar!
They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!'
This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.
'Do you have golden chairs?'
'Do you have golden glasses?'
'Do you have golden beer?'
'Do you have a golden urinal?'
'Hold on.'
On the other end, she hears, 'I think we have a line on the guy who pissed in your saxophone!'

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