A man went for an audition at a local club.
'You' better not be a hypnotist, they're not welcome here.'
'No I'm not, I'm a singer, why, what's wrong with a hypnotist?'
'Well we had one a couple days ago with 10 people on stage in a trance when he tripped over the microphone wire and shouted 'Shit'.
We've been cleaning up ever since.'
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