A guy walks in and sits down at a bar.
The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, 'What in the world happened to you, buddy?'
The guy says 'Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore.'
'Yeah?'
asks the bartender.
'What did she do?'
'She hit me with her bag of quarters!'
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