Two men are sitting around drinking.
One guys says to the other, 'I bet I could gross you out right now'
The other guy says, 'No way you could gross me out, whatever you do I could top'
So the first guy looks at the second guy and sticks his fingers down his throat and vomits all over the table.
The second guy looks at him and says '
Nice Try ', and pulls out a straw....
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