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Corny Jokes: The Best Pick Up Line
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Best corny jokes
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best 10 corny jokes
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
The best pick up line
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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Eddie came to work monday and his co-workers asked him how his weekend was
A member of the united states senate known for his hot temper and acid tongue exploded one day
An asian man walked into the currency exchange in new york with 2000 japanese yen and walked out with 72 dollars
A man got pulled over for just rolling through a stop sign when the man got pulled over by the cop
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony 18 bills would be in some small hick texas town
The best pick up line
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide
There were 3 men in an airplane one dropped a pineapple the next dropped a water melon and the last dropped a bomb
Things not to do when pulled over by the police
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A funny story there are many wise and foolish men
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