One day a father and son are sitting on a dock fishing.... as time passes the father pulls out a beer son- dad can i have one'
father- can your dick touch your ass?
son- no.
father- well then you cant have any.
more time passes they catch some fish... father lights up a ciggerrette... son- dad can i have one?
father- can your dick touch your ass?
son- no.
father- well then you cant have one.
more time passes ...this time the son pulls out some cookies .... father- son can i have one?
son- can your dick touch your ass?
father- yes.
son- well then GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Next Joke: Early one morning two nuns were out fishing