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How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live?
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I Am Not A Vegetarian Because I Love Animals. I
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You So Fat The Scale Screamed "Get The Fuck Off
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It Takes Patience To Listen.. It Takes Skill To Pretend
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