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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Why did the scarecrow win an award
I don't trust stairs
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People say they pick their nose
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