4funnies
Dad Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
Dad Jokes
/ Paper Or Plastic
Dad Jokes: Paper Or Plastic
Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
Next Joke:
Soup or salad?
Best dad jokes
These are the
best 10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
How many apples grow on a tree
Why don't eggs tell jokes
How do I look?
Soup or salad?
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
I would avoid the sushi
I've got a great joke about construction
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
A prostitute went 2 a surgeon 2 request 4 a second vagina
I Always Thought Trojan Was A Bad Name For A
Why Do Only 20 Percent Of Blonde Chicks Lay Easter
Yo mama is so stupid she got
Son: "What's An Inheritance?" Me: "Nothing You Need To
Heres a man who farts every morning when he gets up really hard and really loud
Want to hear a joke about paper
An architect an artist and an engineer were discussing
Winter Is Natures Way Of Telling You To Polish
Little johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye