4funnies
One Liner Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
One Liner Jokes
/ Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue
One Liner Jokes: Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue
Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
Next Joke:
Ham And Eggs: A Day's Work For A Chicken
Best one liner jokes
These are the
best 10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
These are
10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
The Four Most Beautiful Words In Our Common Language: I
I Often Confuse Reptiles And Amphibians. Actually, If I'm
A Lorry-load Of Tortoises Crashed Into A Trainload Of
Love - Is An Extreme Sympathy That Leads To Bed
I Have All The Money I'll Ever Need - If
Too Many Freaks, Not Enough Circuses
I'm Only Here For The Free Food
The Severity Of The Itch Is Inversely Proportional To The
I Don't Mean To Be Forward Girl But Do
What's Long And Green And Has A Low I
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
Why Don't You Slip Into Something More Comfortable...like
Here is a teacher that is waiting for her students to arrive to school none of them arrive yet she still waiting for all twenty students
The National Debt Isn't The Only Thing That's
What is donald trumps biggest dilemma now that he s president
I Like To Show My Girlfriend Who's Boss In
I Am Known At The Gym As The "before Picture
Staring At An Eclipse Without Glasses Is Much Less Painful
3 vampires walk into a bar
What Happened When The Dog Went To The Flea Circus
Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass