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One Liner Jokes: I Am Busy Contemplating My Future
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Best one liner jokes
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Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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A Conclusion Is The Part Where You Got Tired Of
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Karma Takes Too Long, I'd Rather Beat The Shit
"Raccoons"? Oh, You Mean Garbage Pandas
I Call My Car The "Pussy Wagon" Because That's
Yo Momma's Like A Door Handle... Everybody Gets A
It's All Fun And Games Until Someone Loses An
Why Did The Librarian Get Kicked Off The Plane? Because
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