4funnies
One Liner Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
One Liner Jokes
/ I Am Not A Vegetarian Because
One Liner Jokes: I Am Not A Vegetarian Because
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Next Joke:
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic And
Best one liner jokes
These are the
best 10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
These are
10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
There's No "I" In Denial
Marriage Is Like Coffee. First It's Really Hot. Then
I Don't Have A Beer Gut, I Have A
How Do You Know That Santa Is A Man? No
Do You Know Why Beer Goes Through Your System So
Your Mother So Old She Breast Milk Turn Into Powder
My Granny Was Recently Beaten To Death By My Grandad
There Was Only 2 Things I Was Good At In
What Is A Ram's Favorite Song On February 14th
Why Does A Blond Wear A Tight Skirt? To Keep
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, Well, Night
Yo mama is so small she
What did the mexican say when the house fell on him
I'm On A Whiskey Diet. I've Lost Three
I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats
What Did One Boob Say To The Other Boob? You
Men Are Like Frogs, The Most Important Thing Is To
I Don't Engage In Mental Combat With The Unarmed
I Was Never A Photogenic Person, Because When Everyone Said
Yo mama is so ugly she makes