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What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
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Best animal jokes
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best 10 animal jokes
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
Random animal jokes
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10 animal jokes
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How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree
What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl
Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest
Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
What do you do to an elephant with three balls
Two bats are going for their midnight feed
What do you get when you cross a pig
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