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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I had a neck brace fitted years ago
People don't like having to bend over
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
How does a penguin build it's house
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
What do you call a fat psychic
How do I look?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Why did the coffee file a police report
I've never gone to a gun range before
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