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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Stop A Lawyer
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Best lawyers jokes
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best 10 lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What is the definition lucky break
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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A lawyer was on his cell phone calling a locksmith
What do you have when 100 lawyers are
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined
An old man was critically ill
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
Justice is a dish best served cold
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree
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