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Pass My Shotgun 2.
Psychotic Mood Shift 3.
Perpetual Munching Spree 4.
Puffy Mid-Section 5.
People Make me Sick 6.
Provide Me with Sweets 7.
Pardon My Sobbing 8.
Pimples May Surface 9.
Pass My Sweatpants 10.
Pissy Mood Syndrome 11.
Plainly - Men Suck 12.
Pack My Stuff 13.
Potential Murder Suspect
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