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It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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Your Eyes Have A Perfect Wavelength Of 563.4 Nm
What Do U Do When Your Sitting In The Dark
All Generalizations Are False, Including This One
I Believe In Respect For The Dead; In Fact, I
Hey Baby, I'm A Power Source, And You're
I Wish I Had A Man Around The House... To
Don't Steal. That's The Government's Job
I Went To A Peanut Factory Last Week. It Was
The 80s Were Great Because I Didn't Have To
I Have As Much Authority As The Pope, I Just
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