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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
• I would avoid the sushi
• People don't like having to bend over
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• When a dad drives past a cow
• People say they pick their nose
• What do you call a fake noodle
• Would you like the milk in a bag

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
• How do I look?
• When a dad drives past a graveyard
• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
• What do you get from a pampered cow
• Two goldfish are in a tank
• Can you put the cat out
• Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
• What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
• Can you put my shoes on

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• I Am One Bottle Of Shower Gel Away From Being
• How many country western singers does it take to screw in a light bulb
• A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin
• What do you call a 350-pound stripper
• What do you call a man with a rubber toe
• What Does A Skeleton Orders At A Restaurant? Spare Ribs