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Dad Jokes: Can You Put The Cat Out
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
People don't like having to bend over
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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What do you get from a pampered cow
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
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I don't play soccer
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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