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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
People don't like having to bend over
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
People don't like having to bend over
Dads 50th birthday card
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
My wife is really mad at the fact that
When you ask a dad if he's alright
I don't trust stairs
How does a penguin build it's house
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