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Dad Jokes: My Daughter Screeched

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• I would avoid the sushi
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
• People don't like having to bend over
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• When a dad drives past a cow
• People say they pick their nose
• What do you call a fake noodle
• Would you like the milk in a bag

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call a fat psychic
• Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• People say they pick their nose
• Did you hear the rumor about butter
• A furniture store keeps calling me
• Don t forget a bucket
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• I've never gone to a gun range before
• Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees

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