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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If
When you ask a dad if he's alright: 'No, I'm half left.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
People don't like having to bend over
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I would avoid the sushi
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
How does a penguin build it's house
Would you like the milk in a bag
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Dads 50th birthday card
A furniture store keeps calling me
I don't play soccer
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
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