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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
I would avoid the sushi
People don't like having to bend over
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Two goldfish are in a tank
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Don t forget a bucket
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
What do you call a fake noodle
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Paper or plastic?
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
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