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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
I would avoid the sushi
People don't like having to bend over
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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I've got a great joke about construction
I don't play soccer
What's brown and sticky
People say they pick their nose
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Why don't eggs tell jokes
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the circus fire
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
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