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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Can you put my shoes on
People say they pick their nose
Why did the coffee file a police report
I could tell a joke about pizza
The shovel
I've never gone to a gun range before
Did you hear about the circus fire
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
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