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One Liner Jokes: If You Are What You Eat
If you are what you eat, then my dog is a calculator.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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The Closest A Person Ever Comes To Perfection Is When
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