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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Dads 50th birthday card
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
A furniture store keeps calling me
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All My Dance Moves Look Like I'm Trying To
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A british doctor a german doctor and an american doctor were chatting
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