A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent 1 Bar of soap 3 individual servings of yogurt 2 oranges 1 stick of womens deodorant.
She then goes to the check out line.
Cashier: Oh, you must be single Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?
Cashier: No, you're fucking ugly!
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