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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Hey I was thinking
When you ask a dad if he's alright
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The shovel
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
When a dad drives past a graveyard
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
What's brown and sticky
What time did the man go to the dentist
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