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Dad Jokes: I Don't Play Soccer
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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When a dad drives past a cow
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10 dad jokes
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People don't like having to bend over
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
When a dad drives past a cow
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
When a dad drives past a graveyard
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
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