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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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The shovel
What do you get from a pampered cow
What's brown and sticky
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Can you put the cat out
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Sorry about your wait
I could tell a joke about pizza
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