When there are too many policemen, there can be no liberty;
When there are too many soldiers, there can be no peace;
When there are too many lawyers, there can be no justice.?
-- Lin Yutang Litigation is a machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage?
-- Ambrose Bierce 'A country man between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats?
-- Benjamin Franklin Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent?
-- Oscar Wilde In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls?
-- Lenny Bruce I was never ruined but twice -- once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I gained one?
-- Voltaire
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