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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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best 10 corny jokes
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A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
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Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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One day stupid trouble and shut up were driving along in their car when trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window
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An indian chief is driving his cadillac somewhere at nevada
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