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Dad Jokes: Soup Or Salad
Waitress: 'Soup or salad?' Dad: 'I don't want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What's brown and sticky
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
People say they pick their nose
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Dads 50th birthday card
What's brown and sticky
Don t forget a bucket
Would you like the milk in a bag
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
I just watched a program about beavers
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