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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I've got a great joke about construction
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Can you put the cat out
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
I would avoid the sushi
How do I look?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Hey I was thinking
I don't trust stairs
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