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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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I had a neck brace fitted years ago
I don't play soccer
Paper or plastic?
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
I have a dad bod
Make me a sandwich!
Can you put the cat out
What's brown and sticky
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