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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
When you ask a dad if he's alright
The shovel
People don't like having to bend over
Want to hear a joke about paper
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
Can you put my shoes on
Hey I was thinking
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