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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• Men Don't Realize That If We're Sleeping With
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• How Do You Pick Up A Jewish Chick. With A
• I Was Thinking Of Running A Marathon, But I Think
• You're Wrong! I Touched Second Base. I Missed Third
• Don't Steal. That's The Government's Job
• God Must Love Stupid People. He Made SO Many

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