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If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
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It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
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I'd Advise You Graduates To Keep Your Graduation Gown
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Why Was Six Scared Of Seven? Because Seven "ate" Nine
The Early Bird Gets The Worm But The Late Worm
A Lorry-load Of Tortoises Crashed Into A Trainload Of
How Does An Elephant Climb A Tree? It Stands On
Life's A Jungle Let's Go To Your Place
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The First Time I Met My Wife, I Knew She
Computer Does What You Command Him To Do But Not
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