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Best one liner jokes
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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Who Doesn't Eat On Thanksgiving? A Turkey Because It
Measure Twice, Cut Five Times, Curse Profusely, Punch A Wall
Why Do Women Have Vaginas? So Men Will Talk To
I Told My Girlfriend She Drew Her Eyebrows Too High
Never Get Into Fights With Ugly People, They Have Nothing
Why Do We Press Harder On A Remote Control When
Where Did You Buy Your Stupidity? Or It Was Given
Everyone Has The Right To Be Stupid, But You Are
I Would Tell You A Joke About My Shoe But
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Me: *sneaks Out Of The House* *drives To Another State