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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
How do I look?
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
When a dad drives past a graveyard
I have a dad bod
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
How do you get a squirrel to like you
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
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