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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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Want to hear a joke about paper
What do you call a fake noodle
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I don't play soccer
What time did the man go to the dentist
Why don't eggs tell jokes
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
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