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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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What do you get from a pampered cow
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People don't like having to bend over
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Can you put my shoes on
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
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