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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
People say they pick their nose
I don't play soccer
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
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