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Dad Jokes: Did You Hear About The Kidnapping
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
People say they pick their nose
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When a dad drives past a cow
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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