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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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My daughter screeched
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Can you put my shoes on
How many apples grow on a tree
I used to hate facial hair
I've got a great joke about construction
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
How does a penguin build it's house
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
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