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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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Why Did The Octapus? Because The Seaweed
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If You're Going Through Hell, Keep Going
I'm Black In Complexion, Not Dark In Color
I Fell In Love At First Sight. I Should Have
Republicans & Democrats Are Like Divorced Parents Who Care More About
Never Attribute To Malice What Can Be Adequately Explained By
If Pronouncing My B's As V's Makes Me
I Have Kleptomania. But When It Gets Bad, I Take
Why Are Black People So Good At Basketball? They Know
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