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Religious Jokes: A Buddhist Monk Walks Up To
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything.'
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Best religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
He had two parrots
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky
A young lad was visiting a church for the first time checking all the announcements and posters along the walls
A jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away-from-his-bar-mitzvah
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish
Adam and god were walking in the garden one day
Einstein climbs to the top of mt sinai to get close enough to talk to god
A salesman from kfc walked up to the pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change the lord s prayer
An amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop
A man dies and goes to hell
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