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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Best religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
He had two parrots
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
The head of the monastery wanted to check how strong his priests are in resisting temptetion
God looks down and notices that adam is all alone while all the animals have companions so he decides to create a companion for man as well
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
A team of archaeologists is excavating in israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman a donkey a shovel a fish and a star of david on the wall
The two thousand member baptist church was filled
St peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven
There were three priests in a railroad station all wanting to go home to pittsburgh
One day little danny was in sunday school and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first
A jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away-from-his-bar-mitzvah
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